Time Is Passing—Get Your Sh*t Together

The clock is ticking, the sand is running out, and apparently subtle hints have not worked.

This darkly humorous 120-piece puzzle is the perfect motivational gift for anyone who keeps saying they will get their life together “eventually.” Featuring clocks, skulls, candles, a graveyard, and one painfully direct message, it combines gothic artwork with the kind of encouragement only a true friend would give.

Challenging enough to be entertaining, but simple enough to finish before time runs out completely.

Perfect for birthdays, retirement, procrastinators, coworkers, friends, or anyone who needs a cheerful reminder of their own mortality.

Never political. Always rude.
U.S. delivery only. Send it directly to the recipient or have it shipped to you for a more personal and uncomfortable presentation.